home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

Wednesday 27 th August + 271495 via source

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

Wednesday 27 th August + 408021 via source

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

Wednesday 27 th August + 453339 via source
lordofthejohnlock:

Sherlock has had quite enough of your nonsense, thank you very much.

lordofthejohnlock:

Sherlock has had quite enough of your nonsense, thank you very much.

Wednesday 27 th August + 2477 via

chiefsatsuma:

You have to love the emphasis he gives that. I agree with him.
Actually, just lose the first two words of that last sentence.
Much better.
#Sexybatch

Wednesday 27 th August + 35934 via source

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

Wednesday 27 th August + 304415 via source

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

Tuesday 26 th August + 260172 via
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