Wednesday 27 th August + 271495 via source
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL
Wednesday 27 th August + 408021 via source
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
Wednesday 27 th August + 304415 via source
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%